Woman With Scary Eyebrows Charged In Assault With Coconut

A woman with terrible brows (who is not related to Anthony Davis) has been charged with assault for throwing a coconut at a man outside a strip club.

Key West Police say 36-year-old Shonta Bolds from Miami was sitting in front of the porch of the VP Gentlemen's Club on Duval Street in Key West when George Exposito, the victim, started to record her.

Bolds was upset about being recorded, police said, and admitted to officers she did throw the coconut, but that "it did not hit him."

Police told Bolds that she had no expectation of privacy while sitting on the porch of the club and could be filmed by anyone.

Bolds was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

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